Recent Game Reviews
Newgrounds Radio Chat
Rated 2 / 5 stars November 4, 2010
A cesspit of 12 year olds and trolls.
On the other hand, it was worth a shot. It was original in the sense it mixed two previously attempted but never perfected, often broken, gadgets into one package. The chat actually worked great - but it suffers from a ton of unnecessary bull shit such as the stupid character running across the bottom of the screen and an overall ugly interface - it feels overdone and sloppy. I disliked all of the backgrounds. All the supposed fun and gloss ultimately just made it lag and rape CPU's. The 'radio' works great as well, but I wish there was an option to turn it off, and keep it off. All in all I don't think anyone could take this too seriously, especially not now since it's even more under-maintained and monitored than it was at launch.
Road of the Dead
Rated 5 / 5 stars October 28, 2010
Beautiful presentation, tons of fun!
During the many years I've been lurking the Flash Portal here on Newgrounds I haven't once came across a Flash based game as original, fun and feature packed as Road of The Dead. Not to mention it combines three of my favorite things - zombies, cars, and killing zombies!
The art work is great, and the game play gets better and better as you continue to earn upgrades in escape attempts. I found myself enjoying the struggles of staying alive as I was getting bombarded by ruthless gun toting military personnel, dodging civilians, and splattering retarded yet at times menacing zombies against my windshield. The radio chatter is a nice immersive touch and the music was outstanding. There's absolutely nothing not to love about this game, and it practically never ends because of the extra game modes. Oh, and the score boards will keep you coming back to try and best yourself and other players!
Doom Triple Pack
Rated 0 / 5 stars March 19, 2010
It's not your original content.
You simply ported their games to flash.
Recent Audio Reviews
Patchwork Sky
Rated 4.5 / 5 stars October 14, 2008
Great Track!
I love how it progressed from the depressed intro to the harder rock to the more uplifting sounds.
I also totally dig the female vocalist.
~The Girl From Memory Planet~
Rated 5 / 5 stars February 17, 2008
Ohhh yeah!
HANIA IS THE BEST NO DOUBT!!!!
<3 Mortem
Fictional Reality
Rated 0 / 5 stars July 18, 2007
Very nice.
Are you self taught? How long did it take you to play like that?
Recent Art Reviews
Problemsovler
Rated 5 / 5 stars Jun 10, 2010
Our problems will solve itself.
Wanna give me sleeves sometime? lol
Sketchbook Phoenix
Rated 5 / 5 stars Jul 27, 2009
Hehehe
I wish he would piss marshmallow puff into my mouth.
Recent Movie Reviews
Rated 5 / 5 stars August 15, 2010
Very nice work!
I love how you took things to the next level as if you're touring an actual art gallery with StrawberryClock. From presentation to content this is one of the most creative and unique collaborations I've ever seen here on Newgrounds!
Rated 5 / 5 stars July 19, 2010
I had a similar experience.
Except after sucking my moms dick I shoved it right up my ass.
This will help me in the future.
Helpful this is.
Rated 3.5 / 5 stars May 14, 2010
What the fuck!?
The screen cut to black at the best part!
it's like in the movies when the hot girl starts to undress. just like in the movies...